Anonymous Asked:
Damnit, I can't find the said picture of said cute butt! Also, I love your faaaaace
I probably love your faaaaace too. Unless you’re a creeper. In which case I hope your faaace gets sprayed with pepperspray >.>
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THAT’S THE EXACT SAME BED I HAVE
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Anonymous Asked:
I feel the need to tell you that you are wonderfully sexy. You seem so deliciously sophisticated and impish and I love that about you.
Why thank you, anon. I love that combination- sophisticated and impish. I glad that you think it’s sexy.
Anonymous Asked:
True, but I took you on a wonderfully awkward date
AH HA
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Anonymous Asked:
Well you already know I have a crush on you, but I'm . . . 1/4 positive that you have a small one on me too.
Hrm. I have a crush on a few tumblr peoples…
Anonymous Asked:
I have so many anons to compete with for your love. Sads.
Not to worry; I love you all for boosting my self esteem beyond all expectations. <3
Anonymous Asked:
but part of the fun is in making you wonder just who we grey-faced anons are. The revealing of one's secret identity should not be taken lightly. I mean unless there was a decent incentive. we bitches love incentives.
Mm.
Sexy bitches do, indeed, love incentives.
Anonymous Asked:
I have a crush on you because you are unabashedly, amazingly awesome. And that's putting it mildly. Your taste? Exquisite. Your mind? Sharp as a tack. Your body? Smokin'. Too many times to count you've posted something and I'm just like, "How brilliant was that? Why can't I think of things that awesome? damn this girl is good." and all on top of that, you are cute as hell.
…Who are you, and why aren’t you my boyfriend?
Or girlfriend.
I’m flexible.
Anonymous Asked:
Hi, I like you.
Well, hello there darling.
Anonymous Asked:
I have a crush on you because DAMN LOOK AT DAT BOOTEH!
OH BABY. ;)
Anonymous Asked:
I crush on you for science!!!
Aperture Science?
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Anonymous Asked:
I have a crush on you because I want to terribly dirty things to you.
I’m waiting for you, baby.
cosmicbreadcrum:
TAKE.
MY.
MONEY.